Name: The Tea Nook
Age: 19
Collective Pronouns: They/he
From: US, Rocky Mountains
Time Zone: GMT-6? Mountain Time US

Common FrontersWander: ๐Ÿป They/them, 20
Atlas: ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ He/they, 20
Tommy: ๐ŸŒธ He/him, 19
Victor: ๐Ÿ›ก He/him, 20s
Phil: ๐Ÿฆ‰ He/him, 20s
Everett: ๐Ÿ‘‘ He/him, 20s
August: ๐Ÿข They/he, 20s

Please note while we do all have the disabilities listed, not everyone uses all the labels

Neurodivergent Stuff
ADHD-C, Autism, Dyslexia, Dysthymia, and OSDD-1b System

Personal Life
We work at a help desk for web sites and we love to help people!

Things to Know about us (1): We struggle a lot with Rejection Sensitivity Disorder, we are working on this but just to be aware I guess?
(2) : We have limited spoons a lot
(3) : We consider ourselves disabled due to how our disorders affect our life
(4) : All of us have the same disabilities, however, not everyone uses all the labels, or feels that it impacts them hence why some people have some listed

Last Updated: 2/19/23

Working on fixing element names so that we can move off Carrd

Boy and Bear - Pogo"Christopher Robin, what exactly is "doing nothing"?Well, I'm told it means, "Going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering." (Please note we do not support Pogo)

Pfp both by Noneary

Our system numbers tend to fluxateHere's a list use the arrows in the top left to navigate our member cards!The footer also contains direct links

Other members:
Wheatley ๐ŸŒพ He/him
Hugo ๐Ÿ˜‡ He/him
Felix ๐Ÿ’› He/They
Dipper ๐Ÿ”Ž He/him
Emy ๐ŸŽ† She/her

Here is a list of all of our triggers for ease of viewing:Please note that some triggering warning will be mentioned below, but we have tried our best to censor it to avoid harmAlso note discussion is ok of these topics just please spoiler them if we share a space with youMost major triggers apply to system as a whole. Member cards display non major triggers

Major Triggers

โ€ข Mentions of or discussions about P*dos. This also extends to dating between a minor and an adult. This is due to our own personal experiences and would prefer to forget.
โ€ข __Mentions of or discussions about Sexual Assault in any form. __ Please with this spoil it, so we can be mentally prepared
โ€ข Emotional and Physical Abuse. Also includes gaslighting. Please do not discuss around us without spoiling. Spoiling is ok since helps us detirmine if we would like to engage or not
โ€ข Abandonment and Exclusion. This one is sorta hard to prevent so its more of a hey so you know type and not a direct trigger

Fandoms that we cannot interact with
This is not a result of the media or the people in the fandom themselves but rather the associations to people who hurt us in our past. This is not a DNI list, its just more a heads up we just dont interact with these anymore
โ€ข Fallout Series
โ€ข Steven Universe
โ€ข Harry Potter

Misc Stuff
โ€ข JK Rowling - Please do not discuss or mention her at length around us
โ€ข Loud noises - Please warn us of any loud noises, such as gunshots, fireworks, planes/jets. This is so we can mentally prepare and move any headmates affected by this away from front

Comfort Characters

Here is a list of all of our interests for ease of viewing:We are very autistic apologizes for cringe lmao
Please note unless asked about it we likely wont talk about it. Also let us know if anything you dont want us to talk about here!

Current Hyperfixation/New Special Interest

When we have a new interest its not always clear when its a hyperfixation or a special interest so for ease we just put this here

  • Monster High

  • Puppetry

  • Doll Collecting


  • Animation and Film

  • Disney

  • Pixar

  • Portal

  • Gorillaz

  • Wander Over Yonder

  • The Iron Giant

One meme is all it takes for hyperfocus

  • The Muppets

  • Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

  • Spiderman

  • Our Flag Means Death

  • Homestuck

  • Moon Knight

  • Omori

  • Homestuck

We Love This

  • Minecraft

  • Double Life (any of the series)

  • Hermitcraft

  • Mothcats

  • The Good Place

  • Photography

  • Animal Physiology

  • Jojo Rabbit

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

  • Owl House


  • Broadway

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

  • What We Do in the Shadows

  • ENA

  • Ms. Marvel (comics and show)

  • Lumberjanes

  • Snapcube's Live Fan Dubs

  • Scambaiting

  • Ever After High


  • Wandersong

  • Chicory: a Colorful Tale

  • Lord of the Rings

  • Jurassic Park (book and first movie only)

  • Celeste

Name: Wander or Tobias
Emoji: ๐Ÿป
Pronouns: They/them, Ey/em
Orientation: Aromantic Asexual
Age: 20 - April 20th
Disabilities: Autism, ADHD, Dyslexia

Host - the big dumbass
Hii!! I'm Wander, Im most likely the one you've talked to the most as I am the "owner" of the discord account but I just kinda exist
Portal, Gorillaz, Wander Over Yonder, Film, Animation, Minecraft, and more (basically anything on the interests page)
Hugs: Generally ok
Pings: No please avoid when we are in conversation

Humility - Gorillaz
โShoot it true, I need you in the picture
That's why I'm calling you
I'm the lonely twin, the left hand
Reset myself and get back on track
I don't want this isolation
See the state I'm in now?โž

Name: Atlas
Emoji: ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ
Pronouns: He/they
Orientation: Confused Asexual
Age: 20 - April 19th
Neurodivergent: ADHD, Dyslexia

Co-host, General Helper
Hi welcome to I have no self esteem cus I hate myself. :pain: I like my plush Matcha and helping the system. I help a lot out with work stuff.
Playing the guitar, Art, Creation of characters, 3d model texturing, Boba tea
Hugs: Ask first please
Pings: Eh

Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham
โWelcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of contentโ€”some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the firstโž

Name: Tommy
Emoji: ๐ŸŒธ
Pronouns: He/him
Orientation: Gay Asexual
Age: 19 - March 25th
Neurodivergent: Dyslexia

Chaos gremlin
Hi!! I'm Tommy, and I'm the chaos bringer of the system! I generally help with work stuff as well as just being a teen :D
Minecraft, Animal Crossing, Pokemon, Memes, The color Pink, Cherry Blossoms. FNAF
Hugs: No please
Headpats: No
Pings: sure

Overture (The Click) - AJR
Should I go for more clicks this year
Or should I follow the click in my ear? (But I'm weak)
Should I go for more clicks this year (And what's wrong with that?)
Or should I follow the click in my ear? (I'm weak)
Should I go for more clicks this year?

Name: Teddy
Emoji: ๐Ÿ
Pronouns: He/him
Orientation: Gay Poly Asexual
Age: 19 - March 22
Neurodivergent: Autism, Dyslexia

Emotional Caretaker / Child
BEES!!!!!!!!!! Hi! Im Teddy. I work in the system to help brighten everyone's days when I can. I love bees so much :) ๐Ÿ. Hope if you are reading this you are doing well
Bees, Minecraft Bees, Taking care of Micheal, Hugs
Hugs: Yes!
Headpats: Yes
Pings: No thank you!

Pixel Galaxy - Snail's House
No lyrics here but I really like bright poppy electronic music!!

Name: Raymond
Emoji: ๐Ÿ‚
Pronouns: He/him
Orientation: Gay Poly Asexual
Age: 19 - April 23rd

Hey im Raymond (No relation to the Animal Crossing one)
Animal Crossing, Hiking, IKEA, Undertale, Celeste, Deltarune
Hugs: Ask first
Headpats: No
Pings: No

Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Coming Home)
โThe count goes on
Four, three, two, oneEarth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating weightless
Calling, calling homeโž

Name: Victor
Emoji: ๐Ÿ›ก
Pronouns: He/him
Orientation: No
Age: ?? - June 7th
Neurodivergent: ADHD-C

Protector / Gatekeeper
Hello I am Victor, I am here to help keep things in order. Yes I am a pretentious bitch, go fuck yourself. Pfp is Khonsu, but Im not him (my hair is pink lol)
Skyblock, Work, The Woods
Hugs: No
Headpats: No
Pings: Ehhh please don't

Erik Satie - Gymnopรฉdies, 1. Lent et douloureux (01)
Classical is good man

Name: Phil
Emoji: ๐Ÿฆ‰
Pronouns: He/him
Orientation: Unknown Asexual
Age: ?? - September 14th

Father figure of 7
Hello mate, I'm Phil the honorary dad of the system. I help make sure things go smoothly in the system. My best friend is Victor
80s music, Birds
Hugs: Ok with me
Headpats: You can try to reach me
Pings: Please don't

Grover Washington Jr. feat. Bill Withers - Just The Two of Us
โI see the crystal raindrops fall
And the beauty of it all
Is when the sun comes shining through
To make those rainbows in my mind
When I think of you sometime
And I want to spend some time with youโž

Name: Vincent
Emoji: ๐Ÿ“š
Pronouns: He/him
Orientation: Nope
Age: 22?
Neurodivergent: None as far as I know

Rational headed, post breakdown (I help do shit after one)
Hey, just Vincent here. I don't do much but try my best to help just by being rational and helping around with things.
Reading, keeping track of history
Hugs: No
Headpats: No
Pings: Likely for the best please do

**Regina Spektor - Two Birds On a Wire **
โOne says "C'mon" and the other says "I'm tired"
The sky is overcast and I'm sorry
One more or one less
Nobody's worriedโž

Name: Christopher
Emoji: ๐Ÿ‘ป
Pronouns: He/him
Orientation: Aro Ace
Age: 20? (Acts much younger tho)
Neurodivergent: Autism, Rejection Sensitivity Disorder

Comforter - Big Kid
Hiiiii. ๐Ÿ‘‹ My name is Christopher but some people call me Robin as a nickname :). I am not from Winnie the Pooh if you are curious I just liked the name a lot. I do like to garden in a limited manner and I love my little minecraft sheep plush. I do like to paint a bit, its very calming. Hope you are doing good if you read this
Friend! (Sheeps and Lambs)
Hugs: Yes!
Headpats: Ok
Pings: No thank you please

The Monkees - Daydream Believer
โOh, I could hide 'neath the wings
Of the bluebird as she sings
The six o'clock alarm would never ring
But it rings and I rise
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes
My shavin' razor's cold and it stingsโž

Name: Everett
Emoji: ๐Ÿ‘‘
Pronouns: He/him
Orientation: Gay, Greyromantic Asexual
Age: 20s or so
Neurodivergent: Autistic

Keeps people on track
Hello my name is Everett. I'm a bit quieter, but if I'm around I like to be with my best friend August. :qpp_heart: Also im British. Should have mentioned that one. I also have a bit of a flair for the dramatic hence my song choice lol.
Minecraft, Musicals, small bit of Photography, exploring cities
Hugs: Ask please
Headpats: Nope
Pings: Please don't

**You'll Be Back - Hamilton **
โYou say our love is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining when I am gone
And no, don't change the subject
'Cause you're my favorite subjectโž

Name: August
Emoji: ๐Ÿข
Pronouns: They/he
Orientation: Grayromantic Gay Asexual
Age: 21?
Neurodivergent: ADHD and Autism :D

Singular brain celled autistic man
Hiya! My name is August. I like to joke around and lift up the mood to the best of my ability. I like to hug my best friend Everett :qpp_heart:
Minecraft, No Mans Sky, Tea
Hugs: Ask
Headpats: Ask
Pings: No

**Shooting Stars - Bag Raiders **
โI'm in love with a shooting star
But she moves so fast
When she falls then
I'll be waitingโž

Name: Wheatley
Emoji: ๐ŸŒพ
Pronouns: He/him
Orientation: Straight Asexual
Age: 29?
Neurodivergent: ADHD and Autism

Man but child at heart. No thoughts head full
Hullo. Name's Wheatley. Not sure what to put here since I could keep going on about. Oh I should say I come from the Blue Sky Wheatley as well other Wheatley is a bot and I am not. I am proudly a human here.
Mr. Blue Sky
Hugs: Ask
Headpats: No
Pings: Please

**Mr Blue Sky - Eletric Light Orchestea **
โOh, Mr. Blue Sky
Please tell us why
You had to hide away
For so long
Where did we go wrong?
Hey there Mr. Blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Everybody smiles at youโž